Cheesy love

MY BOOTSCOOTIN' BABY
IS DRIVIN' ME CRAZY
MY OBSESSION FROM A WESTERN
MY DANCE FLOOR DATE
MY RODEO ROMEO
A COWBOY GOD FROM HEAD TO TOE
WANNA MAKE YOU MINE
BETTER GET IN LINE
FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT!

This little ditty makes me inexplicably happy and bouncy, like a spring in the steps, a goofy grin on the face, and the random yelling out "FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT!" in the middle of the street, in toobloodyearly6am when nobody else's cheerfulness is fully awakened yet.